The Never Ending Pool

Here's the pun I made up tonight--->>>>

"Which do prefer, Sir.... One of the greatest singer/songwriters of all time.... or a beautiful buffalo?"

what? what are you asking me?

It's a simple question, Sir! Roy or Bison?



Please make puns or (less desirably) jokes at this site...


P.S.-- Here is the first pun I ever made up--->>>>


"Did you hear the terrible news about Captain Crunch?". No!

"He was murdered by a cereal killer."



One more-->>>> Why are there so many old people in China?

No euthanasia.


One more--->>> Did you hear about the adorable little deer who was equally adept at

digging for salt-licks with either front hoof???


He was Bambi-dextrious.





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